10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."