10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.