10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders