10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Welcome to kicker school
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword