10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek