10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.