10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- Poker is for loners.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-