10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• It's Free To Fold...
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.