10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!