10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.