10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- It's Free To Fold...
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak