10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln