10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05