10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Poker is for loners.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!