10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright