10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.