10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Welcome to kicker school
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"