10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio