10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.