10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"