10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.