10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.