10 Random Poker Quotes

• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."