10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."