10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"