10 Random Poker Quotes

• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Poker is for loners.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow