10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.