10 Random Poker Quotes

• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"