10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury