10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus