10 Random Poker Quotes
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- MoeSyzslak
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- You have to piss with the dick you have