10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Welcome to kicker school
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.