10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.