10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!