10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers