10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"