10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson