10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."