10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves