10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Never educate a stupid poker player.