10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.