10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.