10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "No river, no fish."
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"