10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters