10 Random Poker Quotes

• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "No river, no fish."