10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.