10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth