10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo