10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz