10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson